Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Piercing Day Two

English breakfast + SDAism = Decaf tea, dried fruit, toast and jam.

Internationalism is alive and well at Newbold. After collecting nourishment on their dining trays Hilary and Deirdre stood before the dining hall. The room was not nearly as intimidating as say, PUC's dining hall. The choice of seats are limited and Deirdre, feeling adventurous and kind lead the way to a seat with a girl from Spain named Maria. The language barrier became apparent very quickly and lead to a lot of eye contact with the cereal in their bowls.

After Maria departed from the Californians, another girl sat with them. Her cheery smile and better handle on the English language allotted more conversation between the three ladies. A new convert from Norway, she gave the sisters a brief testimonial. Before Deirdre finished her peppermint tea both sisters had an invitation to a Norwegian youth conference in October.





Later the girls embarked on their second journey to Bracknell. The half hour jaunt made them think perhaps they were jetlagged. Having a list of needed items with no definite destination did not help with their increasing exhaustion. But they tallied forth, attributing their perseverance to the glorious weather and their American breeding.

Princess Square on High Street provided their every need. Argos was the store that really amazed them. It was filled with catalogues as thick as phonebooks. Within every catalog were products with codes you entered into a machine along with your credit card, after your purchase the machine spits your receipt out at you. Upon your receipt is your order number. Very simple. But not if you're unfamiliar with this form of shopping.

With all their essential purchasing out of the way Deirdre decided to step into Claire's to have her ears pierced. Hilary was only slightly disappointed by Deirdre's nonchalant attitude about the life changing, body altering procedure. After signing her name on several dotted lines agreeing not to sue Claire's for punching holes in her cartilage, she received two evenly placed CZ studs in her lovely lobes.




It was time to begin their return. With hands full of bags they shrugged and sighed as they pondered their plight. Hilary, feeling her years, decided to look for a bus. The two ladies stared at the bus sign until they were sure they understood the route. Seated patiently upon a bench they both silently wondered if the bus system worked on bank holidays. Several people passed them without answering their, "Excuse me" or, "Hey!" Undiscouraged, Hilary attempted to grab the attention of a gentleman exiting the gym behind them. His attention was grabbed and held. She asked him if he knew anything about the bus system and he replied no. Then paused and offered them a ride to Binfield if they could wait five minutes while he closed the gym. Hilary quickly analyzed the situation and decided that a ride with the gym manager couldn't be any more dangerous than the English bus system (or waiting for it alone at the bus stop). After the gentleman, named Jamie, locked up they piled their bags into his car and headed towards Binfield spinning through roundabouts and threatening cyclists. He spoke most of the way there and answered a few of the ladies' questions. They understood some of the answers but were dumbfounded at how little they comprehended. The half hour walk was only a two minute drive and Jamie dropped them off at the front of the school with well-wishing. Hilary and Deirdre were very appreciative and thanked him profusely. They walked back to their dorm thrilled with their good luck.

Sleepy again, they put their new pillows to use and slept until dark. The rest of their evening was spent creating a Little America in their minds while they watched an episode of Veronica Mars they wished they could have shared with their beloved parents.

Arrival

The Hackleman ladies arrived at the airport without father due to the enormous size of Hilary's suite case. Upon arrival they also discovered that each daughter could have checked an additional 50lb case. This lead to some last minute packing adjustments in a $30 Virgin Atlantic duffle bag that threatened the dominance of Hilary's suite case.

After receiving tickets and checking the luggage they proceeded to the international building at LAX that provided an assortment of restaurants to satisfy a variety of pallets. Father Hackleman would not have been sad to have missed this dining experience due to his lack of affection for Mexican cuisine.

The girls waved farewell to their mother as they effortlessly ascended on an escalator to the terminals. They waved without reservation and experienced a fleeting feeling of freedom followed by imminent responsibility. Once on board their flight both girls poured through the on flight movie listings. Hot Fuzz was first on the list followed by other Hackleman girl staples: Arrested Development, Doctor Who and The Office. Sleep was not an option due to the cramped space and general fear of missing something.






The flight fittingly flew by and landed like a really heavy feather. Suite cases were found and hauled all over Heathrow. The Newbold ride looked at their luggage with dread and hurried them to the parking lot. With expertise and determination all the luggage was piled into the Nissan four-door. The ride drove on the wrong side the entire time and arrived with speed and at Binfield in under 45 minutes.




After some arranging the dean managed to fulfill Deirdre's three-month-old request to room with her sister. During this time both girls waited a couch, Hilary curled up on her side resting her head on her sisters lap. Once in their first floor room the girls used their last ounce of energy to leave the school to find an adaptor, shampoo and bath towels.



The town was farther away than they thought and the 4pm Sunday closing time was fast approaching. Hilary and Deirdre both wished that Hilary's beloved Lark was there to help carry her and her sister to town. They found a hardware store that had an adaptor they could use. The young man who helped them named Michael, required five other attendants to answer their second question: if Safeway was still open and if they had towels. Sleep deprivation was starting to make everything cloudy and increasingly sleepy. One more fast-talking brit would destroy the girls ambition soon. With their new adaptor in hand they returned to the school and bought some soap and conditioner at a mini-mart down the way that was apprently in violation of the Sunday law or so Hilary thought. When she asked the clerk about it she was told that "little shops weren't held under that law." And, "It's not like America here, not all stores are open 24 hours." With unusual self-control, Hilary recoiled and did not take offense at the gross generalization.

Back in the room both girls checked and wrote e-mails to inform their loved ones of their safe arrival, made their beds and went to sleep...